Microvest: Here to save your ass and stack your sats🚀
The Bitcoin micro-investing app that’s about to yeet your expectations into the stratosphere. From our Miami base, we’re serving up financial freedom with a smirk.
Download Now 😎What’s Microvest? 💥
We’re not your grandpa’s investment app. Microvest is the Bitcoin platform that turns spare change into stacks of sats. Our parent company, Bitcoin is Hope, Inc., is on a mission to flip the script on wealth-building, making it real for every American. We’re diving deep into the Bitcoin ecosystem, vibing with stablecoin adoption, and pushing blockchain tech to the edge with AI. Buckle up—this is finance, but fun.
Why Bitcoin? It’s the GOAT 🐐
Bitcoin’s the king of assets—safe, skyrocketing, and here to slay. Think gold, but with rocket fuel. Lost? Our Bitcoin Bootcamp’s got you. Inflation’s a punk; Bitcoin’s your bouncer. 🛡️ No banks, no BS—just freedom, baby. 😎
Features That Slap 🔥
Drippy, Your Crypto BFF 😎
Drippy’s our AI sidekick, personalizing your app with mad machine-learning skills. Smarter than your ex and twice as loyal. 😂
Droppy, The Money Maestro 💸
Droppy keeps cash flowing smooth, teaming up with Drippy to save us $8K/month at 10K users. More sats for you, less stress for us.
Our Secret Sauce 🌟
Ok we'll admit it, we're not just a bitcoin business, we're really an AI powerhouse here to save you from you. The thing is this, when bitcoin is at 100 million you're gonna have regrets. We must teach those who don’t get it yet by competing with the Titans of tech. The only way for us to compete with the big boys to get you the best fees and security was to kick their butts in AI, and so we did just that.
Bitcoin Bootcamp 📚
Master Bitcoin, taxes, and DCA without dozing off. We toss in memes and zingers to keep it spicy. Learn hard, laugh harder. 😜
Roundup Vibes 🤑
$4.50 on coffee? We round to $5. Hit $2 in roundups? We DCA it into Bitcoin. Low fees, big wins. You’re stacking like a boss. 👑
Start Stacking in 3 Steps 🚀
Investing’s not just for Wall Street clowns. Here’s how to roll with the pros:
1. Grab the App 📱
Download Microvest. It’s free and fresher than a new playlist drop.
2. Sign Up 🔒
Join in minutes. We lock your info tighter than a Bitcoin wallet.
3. Link & Chill 😎
Link your card, kick back—we’ll stack sats while you live your life.
Our Vision 🚀
Bitcoin is Hope, Inc.
Our parent company, Bitcoin is Hope, Inc., is the mastermind behind Microvest. We’re here to give every American a shot at real wealth, not just the suits. Exploring Bitcoin DeFi? Check. Stablecoin adoption? You bet. We’re fusing AI with blockchain to lead the charge in next-gen finance. This isn’t just an app—it’s a movement.
Talon Sturgill, CEO
“Microvest is my brainchild to save families from the inflation trap and AI outpacing their labor value. We’re stacking Bitcoin Per Share (BPS) daily, building AI solutions that outsmart the tech giants, and schooling retail users while having fun. Drippy, Droppy, and a dash of humor make us the ultimate spot to grow your wealth. I am lucky enough to get to deliver this tech to my people and push my agenda of wealth for the willing. Welcome to the future of finance.” - Talon Sturgill, CEO of Bitcoin is Hope, Inc. and Founder of Microvest
Join the Sat-Stacking Squad 🤝
We’re more than an app—we’re a crew. Thousands of young Americans stacking sats, decoding crypto, and cackling at our Bitcoin memes. Hit us up on X, vibe in our Discord, and let’s build wealth together. Investors, this is your squad. 😏 Our meme game? Straight fire. 🔥
Slide Into Our DMs 📩
Questions about Bitcoin, AI, or just wanna show some love? We’re here for it. 😜